Things You Don't Want to Hear a Chaos Magician Say
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With some slight modification I can make it better.

Anyone seen that talisman of mine?  I seem to have misplaced it.

Parsons was a wanker--- Watch this!

Now it's time for the triple invocation of Loki, Coyote, and Baphomet.

Help!

What you don't know can't hurt you, right?

Don't worry, everything's under control.

I know what I'm doing.

Trust me.

Hastur, Hastur, Hast---

Oops

No, I planned this, honest!

I'm glad you asked...

But the *theory* is sound.

Yeah, but you should see the other guy.

But if it's already dead, how can it be a sacrafice?

Now if only I had some bungee cords.

Then Cthulu showed up.

I really wish I had some chalk right about now.

Everybody needs a hobby, right?