The Chronicles of the Bizarre

Being a Guide to the Battle at the End of the World

Let those who have ears see, and let those who have eyes hear.

Written by Mark R. Buda for talk.bizarre, August 1995 -- February 1997
Originally hosted at http://www.clark.net/pub/hermit/bizarre/ (now defunct)

Date of the
RevelationTitle
8/22/95The Ants (1)
8/23/95Those Things (2)
8/24/95O Wondrous Llama (3)
8/25/95Alas, Ezekiel (4)
8/26/95The Awful Truth (5)
8/27/95Guided Tour (6)
8/28/95Unsatisfactory Condition (7)
8/30/95The Revelation of Frank (8)
8/30/95The Power of Love (9)
8/31/95Missing Norman (10)
9/1/95Tiny Dalmatians (11)
9/2/95A Fabulous New Car (12)
9/3/95Church Lady (13)
9/4/95Peaceable Kingdom (14)
9/5/95Letter from Home (15)
9/6/95Dirigible Boy (16)
9/7/95The Stone (17)
9/9/95Miracle Wonder Gel (18)
9/9/95The Festival (19)
9/11/95No Refund (20)
9/12/95Self-Organization (21)
9/12/95Out-Of-Body Experience (22)
9/13/95Karma (23)
9/16/95The Manly Arts (24)
9/16/95Sissy-boy Johnson (25)
9/16/95Heritage of the Ants (26)
9/17/95The Lost City (27)
9/23/95The Way of the Hair (28)
9/23/95Encounter at the Odious (29)
9/25/95My Arm Hurts (30)
9/25/95Reality Check (31)
9/25/95Social Disease (32)
9/25/95In Search of the Electric Underground (33)
9/26/95Bathroom Nirvana (34)
9/26/95Vengeance of the Ants (35)
9/27/95Fifty Cents of Pure Fun (36)
9/27/95Mighty Joe Bob (37)
10/1/95The Adjuster (38)
10/1/95The Fleshy Petunia (39)
12/4/96The Gombril Shamir (40)
12/5/96The Charity Ball (41)
12/6/96Rise Up and Smite Me, Why Don't You (42)
12/7/96She (43)
12/8/96Garden Advice (44)
12/9/96Fond Memories (45)
12/10/96False Start (46)
12/11/96A New Beginning (47)
12/12/96Dismay (48)
12/13/96The Party (49)
12/19/96Happy in the Tank (50)
12/19/96Secret Agent (51)
12/23/96Apotheosis (52)
12/23/96Tool of a Superior Mind (53)
12/28/96The Rage (54)
12/28/96The Neighbor (55)
1/2/97Never Trust an Aztec God (56)
1/2/97Recipe for Disaster (57)
1/2/97UFO (58)
1/4/97Neon Quest (59)
1/4/97Memories of Catherine, in Bronze (60)
1/4/97Our Unkind Fate (61)
1/5/97Thanksgiving Dinner (62)
1/5/97Family Problems (63)
1/5/97Salmonella for Two (64)
1/11/97Snot Hard if You Know How (65)
1/11/97Poetry in Motion (66)
1/11/97Fashion Patrol (67)
1/13/97Auntie Biotic (68)
1/13/97The Golden Arches (69)
1/13/97Call for a Replacement (70)
1/14/97Hints from Hell (71)
1/14/97The Eclectic Collector (72)
1/14/97Action at a Distance (73)
1/15/97The Cricket's Tale (74)
1/15/97Guardian (75)
1/15/97Remembrance of Children Not to Be (76)
1/16/97The Last Resort (77)
1/16/97Local Extrema (78)
1/16/97Eternity in a Grain of Sand (79)
1/17/97Don't (80)
1/17/97Take Me to the River (81)
1/17/97The Problem with Wal-Mart (82)
1/18/97Soul Proprietorship (83)
1/18/97Just Pants (84)
1/18/97Saving Face (85)
1/19/97Get Off Your Ass and Do Something (86)
1/20/97Yard Work (87)
1/21/97Forest Friends (88)
1/22/97Bus Stop (89)
1/23/97Dust to Dust (90)
1/24/97Message from the Committee (91)
1/25/97The Times, They are a-Changing (92)
1/26/97Where the Beef Is (93)
1/27/97Transcript (94)
1/28/97An Itch in Time Saves Nine (95)
1/29/97Deus ex Machina (96)
1/31/97The Volcano (97)
1/31/97Montage (98)
2/2/97The World Turned Upside Down (99)
2/2/97Paradigm Shift (100)
2/10/97Learn to Breathe (101)
2/10/97Paper or Plastic? (102)
2/17/97My Fifteen Minutes of Fame (103)
2/17/97Oil Man (104)
2/18/97Medium of Exchange (105)
2/18/97Old Flame (106)
2/19/97To the Vampires (107)
2/19/97Wham, Wham (108)
2/20/97Live Via Satellite (109)
2/20/97Transformation (110)
2/21/97Critique (111)
2/24/97Road Kill (112)
unknownThis Space Intentionally Left Blank (113)
unknownBowling Night (114)