Which condom would you use....?

*  Nike Condoms: Just do it.
*  Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
*  Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
*  Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
*  Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
*  Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
*  Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman.
*  Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
*  Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
*  Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
*  Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
*  New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.
*  California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
*  Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
*  KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
*  Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.
*  Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
*  Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
*  The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't
                          belong in your face.
*  General Electric:  We bring good things to life!
*  AT&T condom: "Reach out and touch someone."
*  Bounty:  The quicker picker upper.
*  Microsoft: where do you want to go today ?
*  Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....
*  M&M condom: "It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!"
*  Chevron:  use them?  people do.
*  Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border
*  MCI: for friends and family
*  Double Mint:  Double your pleasure, double your fun!
*  The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter
*  Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are
*  United Airlines travel pack: Fly United
*  The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before