Things You Don't Want to Hear a Chaos Magician Say

By Node Fizzgig and Friends

• With some slight modification I can make it better.
• Anyone seen that talisman of mine? I seem to have misplaced it.
• Parsons was a wanker--- Watch this!
• Now it's time for the triple invocation of Loki, Coyote, and Baphomet.
• Help!
• What you don't know can't hurt you, right?
• Don't worry, everything's under control.
• I know what I'm doing.
• Trust me.
• Hastur, Hastur, Hast---
• Oops
• No, I planned this, honest!
• I'm glad you asked...
• But the *theory* is sound.
• Yeah, but you should see the other guy.
• But if it's already dead, how can it be a sacrafice?
• Now if only I had some bungee cords.
• Then Cthulu showed up.
• I really wish I had some chalk right about now.
• Everybody needs a hobby, right?