Strength Spell
From: asylumgrfx@usa.pipeline.com (WorryDoll)
Newsgroups: alt.magick
Subject: Re: Buff
Date: 22 Jul 1996 07:33:44 GMT
Nick XXXXXX shouted he wanted a ritual, spell, etc. for buffness
What you'll need:
- an incense of large charcoal briquettes, and a brazier, with a metal
grill upon it, in which to burn it.
- various food items from the four food groups
- a quiet place to go and perform the ritual
- Big heavy metal things
Ritual:
- Light the incense, and place above it the various food items.
Continue until food is thoughroughly purified. This provides the spiritual
energy needed to perform the rest of the ritual.
- Pick up the metal things.
- Put down the metal things.
- Assure yourself that you aren't just doingthis because you're insecure
about your penis.
- Repeat a few hundred times.
Repeat this ritual on a fairly regular basis.
--
I hope you realize, that like the world we live in, this ritual is a
joke.
WorryDoll