Azathoth/mainframe rite

by Fireclown (monasteros@aol.com)

Thee following should be taken as spoken only if relevant to your question! I believe it, because it works for me! Use at will! Alter! Discard!

Thee Transient Azathoth Zone-
Wherein we have Deeds with the B.I.G. (Blind Idiot God) Thing that Lurks in the Heart of Chaos. Azathoth is described as 'Blind' It is Eyeless, it Reads and Writes with magnet and laser upon and from thee Whirling Disks fed into, or, in the case of the True Believers, those who could not stand to be apart from It, Built into Its Very Body!!! Great (B.I.G.) Azathoth, yeah, it's an Idiot God! It's an Idiot Savant God! You give it the Proper Words of Power, TELNET-FTP-WWW, for example, and it spews forth, well, spew. Like I said, It cannot Understand What It Hath Read, for it is Mighty. It is Many-Bodied and many Tentacled, feeding tubes stretched accross our world in twisted Leys (Leys= leis, Hawwaiian offerings to the aliens, symbolizing the Sacred Noose. Hello! Goodbye!). It has been said somewhere, (INSERT BIBLIOGRAPHICAL INFO HERE) that Azathoth dances to 'the piping of Idiot Saxaphones'-wow! how did they get a saxaphone into the little box that sings Its Arcane Tune, forcing benediction from That which Lieth Beyond the Beyond to speaketh with me? Ask not that which thou does not care about! Choose <CONNECT>, if that is your Will, and be done with it.

The Rite: (note that directions in these Aethyrs shift, and what worked last week may no longer hold true)

Props needed-

Incense only if you hate it. Otherwise, something else you hate. I use onions.
Sigil of Target Mainframe
Sign of your Will to destroy
Computer, conected and with Line open to Target (not really neccessary or reccomended)

Banish if you're pervy and into that kind of thing, otherwise, relax, stretch out the body, get loosend up, in prep for getting LOOSE. When you feel centred, relaxed, and slightly sexy, begin relevant Mantra Of Opening the Connection. (all examples are merely that and should be altered according to need or desire)

Vibrate, sonorously:
NICFUNETFI
NICFUNETFI
NICFUNETFI...

continue until mild to severe gnosis is entered at which point, on the Indrawn breath, Indraw AZATHOTH... so now you are running a cycle of

>NICFUNETFI<AZATHOTH>NICFUNETFI<AZATHOTH>NICFUNETFI<etc..

until the edges blur and you move into appropriate level of possesion (you know, massive trembling, glosslalia, vomiting)

Now, you should be experiencing a shifting possesion, of the mainframe, and Azathoth. Let this blur into a state of loss of differetiation.

Charge the Sigil of the Target

when charging is a tangible state

Charge Sign of your Will to Destroy

ignite incense, or ingest the Hateful Onion

Focus your disgust and hatred of the Hateful thing into the combined Sigil and Sign. Eat the Material bases, Laugh uproriously, and close the Temple.

Thy will be done.

This has been a production of Curious Yellow (Z)
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